I've been permanently banned from a forum. How do I go about signing up again?

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF WHAT I'VE ALREADY TRIED WITHOUT SUCCESS:

--- Deletion of cookies.
--- Deletion of history.
--- Changing (reseting) my IP address using the command console.
--- Various proxies.

Can anyone help me out?

/facepalm

You're not going to get back on. It's a server-side ban.

Initially, no you need not pick yourself

try these :

http://www.adminsucks.com
http://www.helpmylink.com
http://www.gitudoang.com
http://www.gitudoang.net
http://www.freemyschool.com
http://www.freemyspace.cz.cc
http://www.october2009.tk
http://www.september2009.tk
source: http://www.open-directories.org

You can use this fast proxy site http://proxy.fun2k.com but the only problem i found in it is that user has to fill in the survey to use this site then proxy site is usable for a day then next day you have to again fill a survey. Also it is the best ever proxy site i found but i have to fill in the survey in it :(

even though u have tried proxies...try this too...

http://www.ProxyBing.com

it might help..